If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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