Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

tommy is retared

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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