Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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