- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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