A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

save me from the nothing ive become

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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