- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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