- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Buzi vagy!

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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