- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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