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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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