Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Robin, Get in the Car

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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