- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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