Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A train poops its pants.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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