What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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VAL SUCKS

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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The Joke Below

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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