Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What is the name of the car? What

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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