- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

whats black and strange a paki

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