Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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poopoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Black people stink of shite!

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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