- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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