why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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ecks! why zee?

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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