HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

you dint have to be a jew matt

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

I walk into a bar...

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's 9 + 10 19

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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