How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Vote this up

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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