- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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