- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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