- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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