Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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i dont fisish anythi

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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