A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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