Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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David Cameron

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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