- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Jack Stevens

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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