why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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