- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Where's the soap?

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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