- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Adam Thomas is homosexual

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??