Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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