If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

George Bush.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Your mom went to college

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

I named my son ps2 controller

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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