- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

no really what are ur names?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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