- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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