- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

The lion swallowed his pride.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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