- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Corn Muffins

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??