The Princess is in another castle

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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