Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Wanna here a good joke?

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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i had sex.

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you first

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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