- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Face Hunter is scum

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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