- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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