- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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