- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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