- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Screw it you write the joke.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A seal walks into a club.

Gay republicans

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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