- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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