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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Lindsay Lohan

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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