- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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