have you ever had african food? neither have they

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

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