- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A house comes around the corner.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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