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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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