- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

You know what's funny? Rape

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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