- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

knock knock who's there? hope

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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