If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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