what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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roses are red violets are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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