You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

I like the color potato.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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