What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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