I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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