What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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david poredos

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your face

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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