YO FACE

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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wanna here a joke? you.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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