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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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