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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

flavin's head

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Two planes walk into an office building

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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