Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where's my tractor?

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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