- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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