- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

I like the color potato.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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