How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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