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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

He--Hey guys

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Adam Chebali has no life

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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