- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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