I walk into a bar...

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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