- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

wanna here a joke? you.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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