How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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im telling maguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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