Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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VAL SUCKS

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Anti Joke

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