High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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