What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wael.. nuff said

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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hi mom

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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