- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

hers a joke... japanese people

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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