Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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when debbie meets downer

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Rylan Clark

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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PENIS

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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