- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

VAL SUCKS

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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