What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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