- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

This is my favorite antijoke.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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