- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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