- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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