Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Whats the defination of cruelty

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Title IX

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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