Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How you know when dislextic

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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