- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Soccer...

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Okay.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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