Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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