What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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