Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Anti Joke

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