What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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