What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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