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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Okay.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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