- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's the deal with brown?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Women's rights.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Dude man, I'm high...

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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