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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Okay.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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