Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Penis.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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