- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

I like Pi. It can make circles.

civil rights

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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