- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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