a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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women's rights, lol

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