- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

The WPGA tour

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Penis.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why? Why Not?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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