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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

TIMMY

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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