Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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