- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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