- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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