- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

DEATH.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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