Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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