- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why was the boy sad? because.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

rent a cops

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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