- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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