What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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