How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

rent a cops

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why? Why Not?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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